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Pinoy Ako Jokes

Tanong:Paano mo malalaman na ang nakatira ay pinoy.
Sagot:kapag may nakasabit na malaking kutsara.

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Q: Who has the most pride?
A: Phillipinos! we got pride pork, pride fish, pride chicken...

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may apat na taong nagyabang sa kanilang mga lupang sinilangan:
CHINESE:sa amin maraki simbahan, tuwing piyesta sa amin, sa loob ng simbahan namin gaganapin ang prosesyon..
BRAZIL: our church is bigger than yours, coz we always play football in the altar........
AMERICA: that is one-third(1/4) compare to our church, because we always have our sky diving inside the church.....
FILIPINO:(sempling pagsasalita) iwan ko ba sa amin kung malaki ba yong simbahan namin, kasi isang araw may pumasok na ibuburol patay sa simbahan at noong nakarating na sa altar ay kalansay na.......malaki ba yon?

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In Philippines may kasabihan na "kapag ang tao'y nagigipit sa patalim siya kumakapit.
Now hear this, kapag ang bakla ay kapos mayroon kasabihan din "kapag ang bakla'y nagigipit sa lalaki siya kumakapit"

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Ang Pagkakaiba Noon at Ngayon....
Noon: Ang isinisigaw ng mga babae, Tago kayo! Nandyan na ang mga Hapon!
Ngayon: Labas kayo! Nandyan na ang mga Hapon

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Population policies of countries
China: Stop at 1 child
.Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!

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A couple placed an ad,"Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."
Responsed:  Yank: Keep trying!
Briton: Change doctor!
Aussie: Follow a special diet.
Indian: Practice Yoga!
Pinoy: LET ME TRY!

MORE PINOY AKO JOKES SOON!



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