Erap Jokes

In the news it was mentioned that Erap was gonna buy Philippine AirLines and that he's gonna call it ERAP-plano!               

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Erap was going to Malacanang when the security guardstopped him.
Guard: Ang ID ninyo po? So nilabas ni erap ang ID niya.
Guard: Um..Ipin ninyo Po. ... Erap smiled.

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Jinggoy: Daddy anong spelling ng saksesful? singleba o double "s"?
Erap: tatlohin mo na para sigurado!

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There was a mirror that eats liars.
pangit: I think I'm CUTE! - kinain siya.
Taba: I think I'm SEXY! - kinain siya.
Erap: I think.. - kinain na.

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in a coffee shop:
erap:1 coffee please waitres:decaf, sir?
erap: op kors!debaso is too big and too much for me!

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Miriam: Mr. President, alam mo ba lesbian ako?
Erap: Teka, ano ba ‘yung lesbian?
Miriam: I love to make love to a sexy girl, undress her, kiss her and embrace her.
Erap: Huwag kang mag-alala, lesbian din pala ako! Pareho tayo ng hilig!

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Sa isang interview kay Erap, bigla n'ya na lang pinindot ang boobs ng isang babaeng reporter.
REPORTER:Ay bastos!!Bakit n'yo ho 'yun ginawa,kakasuhan ko kayo!!!(Galit na galit)
ERAP:Hindi mo ba nababasa? "Press" daw eh,nakalagay.

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Habang nakapila si fidel at erap sa isang ATM.
Magwiwidraw na si Fidel!
Fidel: O bat ka tumatawa dian Erap?
Erap: HAHAHAHAHA! (pakanta-kanta) Alam ko na! Alam ko na! Alam ko na ang pin number mo!
Fidel: Ano?
Erap: Edi apat na Asterisk

MORE ERAP JOKES SOON!