me magandang kotseng nakapark.
me dumadaan na mga estudyante.
taga-ateneo: nice car.
taga-up: japorms, pare.
taga-dlsu: how much?
taga-ama: pare, pa-picture tayo!!!!!!

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OK meron 3 na studyante isa taga UP,isa taga UST at isa ay taga AMA.
UP- alam ba ninyo and mga taga UP ay mga LAW grads. matalino!
UST- alam ba rin ninyo ang mga taga USTE ay mga MEDICAL grads. matatalino!
AMA- wala kayong sinabi sa mga taga AMA we are grads on hacking our own grades.A++ can you do that!

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TEACHER--Class,alin ang tama, "Bukas ay Lunes o Lunes ay Bukas?........
CLASS--(Sabay-sabay) Pareho pong mali,dahil bukas po ay MARTES!!!

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ATENEO - Rose;
DLSU - Bird of Paradise;
UP - Bougainvillea;
PUP - Sampaguita;
AMA - Chicharong Bulaklak (from Lapid's)

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Ateneo - Forgot my cash at home!
De La Salle - Oh my God! How will I pay?
UP - Grabe! Mahal ng chit!
AMA - Bos, OK lang ba? Hulugan na lang ha?

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ATENEO - Ford Expedition,
UP - Toyota Altis,
UST - Mitsubishi Lancer,
San Beda - Nissan Sentra,
CEU - Ford Lynx,
DLSU - Honda Civic,
AMA - CARiton de tulak!

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Sa UP: Mahirap ang Math!
Sa Ateneo: Mahirap and English!
Sa La Salle: Mahirap ang parking!

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La Salle: Basketball
U.P: Archery
ADMU: Soccer
U.S.T: Baseball
AMA: Patentero

MORE SCOOL WAR JOKES SOON!